You’ve failed, Your Highness.
I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.
Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
I had a daughter. She was four. She was at school playing tag, slipped, hit her head and that was it. Stupidest thing. I was driving when I got the call so ever since then, that’s what I do. I wake up, I go to work, and I just drive.