last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
I just imagined Vince Gilligan while creating Jesse Pinkman and trying to figure out how the character could be and going like “oh and then he would say some things that youngsters usually say like ‘yo bitch!!!’ yea this is good”
television show idea:
men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
the fact that people think wearing makeup is a form of lying constantly amazes me like unless you’re a nudist and don’t use deodorant you really can’t talk
MONKEY TEACHES HUMAN HOW TO CRUSH LEAVES
he’s so concerned and seems frustrated when the leaves aren’t sufficiently crushed ha
i changed the wallpapers on my phone but here’s the tricky part it goes in stages. if someone just takes your phone they get
stage 1: you shouldn’t be on my phone you do not know my password leave, with an apprehensive elijah wood to enforce this idea. however, if you are a true friend and know the password you get to
stage 2: welcome to my phone. have fun buddy, with elijah wood gracing you with his lovely smile
WHAT IS THE SECRET TO BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN LINE ART
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